Why should you get to know dragonsden?

i am 44, told i have a good sense of humour.i eat meat, shoot pheasants, drink and smoke. i read the Times, watch rugby, cook a lot, and can make choux pastry( bit camp i know, but i like profiteroles).and would list sleeping as a hobby. I'm untidy, forgetful, literate and honest. I don't like snobs,paying £3.50 for a double mocca chocca with vanilla whip(what's wrong with coffee...who are these people?) political correctness, aubergines, Alan Carr, jewellery on men, people who spit and chomp gum (ie footballers)or racism. not that keen on militant (normal ones are fine)vegetarians either; we cook them vege when they come to us, but they don't give us steak when we go to them. do they?..why is that?

Heaven would be a large sirloin of beef with good friends and  wine ; Hell would be out at sea not being able to see land.

ideal dinner companions would be Stephen Fry (the original google),Dawn French, Boris, eddie izzard, tony benn, Karen Sakkalli,jack nicolson, arabella weir (the funny one off fast show and often on grumpy old women) and a young muhammed ali. What a dinner that would be. although like desert island discs my choices constantly change.not really a chain smoker or alcoholic, but i wanted to get your attention. if i had written the self-congratulary nonsense that some men have written you wouldnt be reading this.

He describes his ideal match thus:

looking for lovely girl to share the ups and downs of life with. She must be able to laugh at herself, be practical, sincere, and enjoy  the simple things in life as well as the glamorous. materialism and envy are the worst traits of mankind so hopefully she would not entertain such thoughts. patience would be quite handy as well...oh and tolerance....and wit....and tactile..a love of food....and so on..... does she exist? a cross between julie andrews and uma thurman with bette midlers wit  is what i think i'm describing. Knowing my luck i'll meet a  6 foot american nun who can sing country and handle a gun.